No, seriously. My dog ate my homework. I went away for all of six hours to have Thanksgiving dinner with my family down in Corinth, MS and I came back to my Latin II book being ripped to shreds by Bandit. What. The. Hell ( Read more... )

I can't believe this. The last time I weighed myself, I swear to God, Jesus, on the Bible whatever you'd like that I was 105 lbs. Not so much right now. 120.

WHAT THE HELL? THAT'S 15 LBS. Okay, I'm on my period. That's about five pounds of water weight, but oh my GOD. That's still ten! And I've been telling everyone I was 105 for like a month. And I ( Read more... )